Face it, doing InfoSec really well is hard – if not downright impossible. But you are here, so you likely already know this. Join the wonder twins for a whirlwind tour of the rather serious topic of how to get it all wrong. Using performance methods including spontaneous interpretive dance, pantomime, and jazz hands EggDr0pX and his trusty sidekick CheezMan will get you laughing and hopefully leave you with something to think about.This talk is appropriate for all audiences from the paranoid CISO/CXO to the bitter and disgruntled engineer/hacker.

Based on years of experience and painful lessons learned in the school of hard knocks (not to mention a healthy dose of cynicism toward InfoSec marketing FUD), this preso is guaranteed to provide laugh therapy at a time when the likes of Anonymous and LulzSec are driving some to abandon all hope and stick their heads in the sand.

Christopher Payne, (EggDr0pX)

Christopher Payne has held numerous positions in the Information Technology and Information Security fields over the last decade. Christopher currently works as an Information Security Architect, Adjunct Professor, Co- founder of GrrCON, President of GR-ISSA, and holds a myriad of industry certifications. Christopher is a regular speaker on Information Security topics and has been featured by multiple television, radio, internet and print organizations.

Doug Nibbelink (Tha Cheezman)

Doug Nibbelink has been working in the IT field for nearly 20 years and InfoSec for more than 10. Most of that time has been spent in the municipal government and public utility sectors. Doug currently works as the IT Security Specialist at the Holland BPW