Hacker/InfoSec Song Parodies
Hacker/InfoSec Song Parodies
I plan to put Hacker/InfoSec Song
Parodies up here as I or others come up with them.
Christmas Carols
We Three PINGs
We three PINGs of ICMP
Bearing diagnosics we figure it out
Fields and flags, type and code
Following yonder route
O packet of wonder, packet of most
Packet shown with LED toast
BGP leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy Perfect host!
Born of ARPA on Vint Cerf's plan
If packet's are lost we send them
again PING forever, ceasing never
All to test my WAN
O packet of wonder, packet of most
Packet shown with LED toast
BGP leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy Perfect host!
RFC Options to offer have I
Time to Live and data are nigh
Parsing and passing, routing and dropping
With TTL exceeded I sigh.
O packet of wonder, packet of most
Packet shown with LED toast
BGP leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy Perfect host!
With some packets your footprint I find
Come some Metasploit with exploits unkind
Wailing, BASHing, servers are crashing
All of your data is Mine!
O packet of wonder, packet of most
Packet shown with LED toast
BGP leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy Perfect host!
Jingle Shells
Hacking though the LAN
Finding holes where we may
Over the IPs we scan
Laughing all the way
Shell on Bob's box ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to sploit and PING
A hacking song tonight
Oh, I've got shells, I've got shells
Hacking all the way
Oh, what fun it is to hide
A trojan horse today
Oh, I've got shells, I've got shells
Hacking all the way
Oh, what fun it is to hide
A trojan horse today
A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Kismet told me
I found some open WiFi
The SSID was set to default
The admin password was so too
Pwnage was unlikey to be caught
So I did some wireless-kung-fu
Oh, I've got shells, I've got shells
Hacking all the way
Oh, what fun it is to hide
A trojan horse today
Oh, I've got shells, I've got shells
Hacking all the way
Oh, what fun it is to hide
A trojan horse today
Oh, I've got shells, I've got shells
Hacking all the way
Oh, what fun it is to hide
A trojan horse today
Oh, I've got shells, I've got shells
Hacking all the way
Oh, what fun it is to hide
A trojan horse today
Hacker's WonderLAN
Attackers PING, are you listening,
On the LAN, sniffers are listening
A beautiful sight,
packets take flight.
Walking in a hackers wonderLAN.
Gone away is the admin,
Here to stay is a ABEND,
He sings a LOL song,
As we go along,
Walking in a hacker's wonderland.
In the buffer we can build some shellcode,
Then append NoOp sleds inbound
String Copy will not ask if we are over
We'll send it a long string stack bound,
If there is no DEP are ASLR
Our JUMP to ESP should be sound.
Later on, we'll conspire,
To get our privileges, a little higher
To face unafraid,
The backdoors that we've made,
Walking in a hacker's wonderLAN.
Doge, Doge,
Doge
(With apologies to Eve Adams)
I have a little Doge, I made him out of meme.
So cute and so viral, with Chanukah I will theme.
Doge, Doge, Doge, we made you out of meme.
Doge, Doge, Doge. With Chanukah I will theme.
It has a furry body, with legs so short and cute.
When this parody get tired, it flops and then I mute!
Oh Doge, Doge, Doge, with legs so short and cute.
Oh Doge, Doge, Doge. It flops and then I mute!
My Doge's always playful. It loves to "so" and "wow".
A happy meme of Doge, Use Paint.Net right now.
Oh Doge, Doge, Doge, It loves to "so" and "wow".
Oh Doge, Doge, Doge. Use Paint.Net right now.
I have a little Doge, I made him out of meme.
So cute and so viral, with Chanukah I will theme.
Doge, Doge, Doge, we made you out of meme
Doge, Doge, Doge. With Chanukah I will theme
T'was The Scan
Before Christmas
(Got this from
@InfoSystir
http://infosystir.blogspot.com/2013/12/twas-scan-before-christmas.html
)
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the NOCs
Not an admin was patching, not even for SOX.
The cat5 was strung up in beautiful spindles,
As the hope it would stay that way quickly dwindles.
The servers were nestled all snug in their racks,
While disks hummed and lights flashed on jacks.
The sysadmin in his Tux shirt, and I in my cap,
Had just hyped up on coffee to stave off a nap.
When on the monitoring screen arose such a clatter,
I turned just slightly to see what was the matter.
Away to my command prompt I typed in a flash,
Right-click, open, come to me bash.
I panic, I sweat, the desk meets my head,
What piece of shit did they successfully embed.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a dude with no pants on, it was perfectly clear.
With a high-gain antenna along for his quest,
I knew in a moment it was a pentest.
More rapid than fiber his fingers did fly,
A grumble he made, the jr. admin starts to cry.
Now APT! Now phish! Now, vuln and attack!
On HIV! On, encrypt! On, cyber and crack!
To Hell we must go! Turn up the dubstep!
To deal with the vendors, cope with inept!
As the time comes around to check mark the boxes,
To keep vendors happy, those damn sly foxes.
So on to the testing, start up the scan,
Lets punch some holes in that software tincan.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard in his voice,
Spearfishing will be my method of choice.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
His eyes said don't worry, just CTF down.
He now spent time waiting, biding his time,
For what he had set was a victimless crime.
A shell he had wanted, now shown on his screen,
His face had lit up like an excited pre-teen.
His eyes-how they twinkled! His neck-beard so hairy!
His legs were so placid, his name, maybe Gary?
His teeth were clenched in a victory smile,
As he exported his findings to an ascii text file.
The scope he was given, made him laugh just a bit,
POS systems are not something to omit.
But write his report he shall do with a grin,
Oh, your whole network, the places he's been!
Default creds, sa password, and local admin,
PCI data, HIPAA, and click to login.
Metasploit helped with a bit of SET magic,
The board's quote? "This is fucking tragic."
He said no worries, we're here to help you out,
This place will be cleaned, beyond any doubt.
To defcon, derbycon, shmoocon you'll go,
Oh, all the wonderful things you'll now know!
He left in a fluster, red team let's leave!
These admins need some good time to greive.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he stomped out of sight,
Pwny Christmas to all, and to all a good fight!
(What happens when I work on Christmas Eve)
Hack3rcon Theme
(With apologies to John Denver and others involved with "Take Me Home, Country Roads". I need more verses.)
Foremost Hack3rcon, in West Virginia
Moonshine fountains,
Destroyed my fuckin liver-
WiFi’s open there
Or just WEP keys
Reach’em with Cantennas
Cracking them with easy
Crypto codes, keys I load!
If the bit length, is not too long!
In West Virginia, Using Karma
SSH home, these crypto codes
All my memories shattered 'round there
Actions shady, act like a marauder
Dork and husky describes this guy
Don’t waste that moonshine
I put some in my chai!
Crypto codes, keys I load!
If the bit length, is not too long!
In West Virginia, Using Karma
SSH home, these crypto codes
It feels like a perfect night to drop some 0 days
And make fun of other haxors, uh uh, uh uh.
It feels like a perfect night for liquor at midnight
To hack along some strangers, uh uh, uh uh.
Yeah,
We're happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time
It's miserable and terrible.
Oh, yeah
Tonight's the night when we drop that load of 0 days at the same
time
It's time
Uh oh!
I don't know about you
But I'm dropping 0 day
Everything will be alright
If you keep backups next to you
You don't know about me
But I'll bet you want to
Everything will be alright
If we just keep dopping lotsa
0-days, ooh-ooh
0-DAYS, ooh-ooh
It seems like one of those nights,
This place is too well defended.
Too many cissp's, uh uh, uh uh (who's RENDERMAN anyway, ew?)
It seems like one of those nights,
We ditch the whole scene and end up drinking
Instead of sleeping.
Yeah,
We're happy, free, confused, and lonely in the best way
It's miserable and magical.
Oh, yeah
Tonight's the night when we forget about the 0 days
It's time
Uh oh! (hey!)
I don't know about you
But I'm dropping 0 days
Everything will be alright
If you keep backups next to you
You don't know about me
But I'll bet you want to
Everything will be alright (alright)
If we just keep dropping lotsa
0 days, ooh-ooh (oh, oh, oh)
0 days, ooh-ooh
I don't know about you
0 days, ooh-ooh
0 days, ooh-ooh
It feels like one of those nights,
We drop the whole thing.
It feels like one of those nights,
We won't be sleeping.
It feels like one of those nights,
We are the bad news.
I'm gonna pwn you,
I'm gonna pwn you.
Ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ye-e-e-e-eah, hey
Im gonna pwn you
Cuz im dropping 0 dayz
Everything will be alright
If you keep backups next to you
You don't know about me (you don't know about me)
But I'll bet you want to
Everything will be alright
If we just hacking and dropping
0 days, ooh-ooh
0 days, ooh-ooh
0 days, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah
0 days, ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
It feels like one of those nights,
We drop the whole thing.
It feels like one of those nights,
We won't be sleeping.
It feels like one of those nights,
We are the bad news.
I'm gonna pwn you,
I'm gonna pwn you.
Ebola
(With apologies to the Kinks)
I caught it in a pub down in old
Africa
Where you drink rocket fuel and it tastes just like cherry-cola
See-oh-el-aye Ebola
It gave me diarrhoea so I started to dance
I asked the decease's name and the doctor said said in a gaspy
voice...Ebola
El-oh-el-aye Eboel el-el-el-el Ebola
Well I'm not the world's most health guy
But when my skin was eaten off I did not feel fine
Oh my Ebola el-el-el-el Ebola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why my skin falls off and I don't have a tan
Oh my Ebola el-el-el-el Eboel el-el-el-el Ebola
Well we eat fruit bats and pranced all night
Under sterilising UV light
I picked it up and it put me on my knees
And said dear boy won't die because of me
Well I'm not the world's most medical guy
But when I looked in the mirror I knew I fell to Ebola
el-el-el-el Ebola el-el-el-el Ebola
Ebola El-el-el-el Ebola El-el-el-el Ebola
I wasted away
I crawled to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at the virus and the virus at me
Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Ebola
El-el-el-el Ebola
Folks will get viruses and viruses will kill folks
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world because of Ebola
El-el-el-el Ebola
Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever been dead before
But Ebola smiled and took me by the head
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you dead!
Well it's not the world's most communicable bug
But I know what it is and it sure is fug
And so is Ebola
El-el-el Ebola el-el-el-el Ebola
Ebola el-el-el-el Ebola el-el-el-el Ebola
Pwn Me Maybe
(By Kathryn Sweet with apologies to Carly Rae Jepsen)
I looked for loving online
No public data to mine
Struck out with guys all the time
You found a better way
No one could know me so well
As your i7 Intel
Your moves have no parallel
(Except the NSA)
Your net-installs, you
Boot up, scratch your balls, you
Walk through firewalls, to
Everything worth knowing baby
I haven't met you
And you are crazy
But I'm on wifi
So pwn me maybe
Here, have my cookies
They are tasty
And I'm on wifi
So pwn me maybe
You took no time with your hack
You launched your cyber* attack
You found the size of my rack
And that my porn is gay
*[drink!]
You touched my GPG-spot
Know every secret I've got
And that's why I think you're hot
You make my zero-day
I was a loner
You're my rightful pwner
Un-.zip, pop a boner
Your stack's overflowing baby
I haven't met you
And you are crazy
But I'm on wifi
So pwn me maybe
You know you want to
Meta-date me
And I'm on wifi
So pwn me maybe
Before you hacked into my life
They said you'd go mad
They said you'd go mad
They said you'd go-go mad
Now are you thinking with your head
Or with your gonads?
Or with your gonads?
Or with your go-gonads?
I haven't met you
And you are crazy
But I'm on wifi
So pwn me maybe
And all the admins
Really hate me
But I'm on wifi
So pwn me maybe
You stole my heart and SSN
It makes me so glad
It makes me so glad
It makes me so so glad
Are you a teenager or just
A dirty old man?
A dirty old man?
A dirty old old man?
CoCin'
(Code of Conducting) On (Curtis) Yarvin 's Door
(With apologies to Guns 'n Roses)
SJWs, take this talk from me
I can't be triggered anymore
It's getting PC, too PC to see
Feels like I'm knockin' on Yarvin's door
CoC-CoC-CoCin' on Yarvin's door
CoC-CoC-CoCin' on Yarvin's door
CoC-CoC-CoCin' on Yarvin's door
CoC-CoC-CoCin' on Yarvin's door
SJWs, dogpile my words like a hound
I can't speak free anymore
That cold black bloc is comin' down
Feels like I'm CoCin' on Yarvin's door
CoC-CoC-CoCin' on Yarvin's door
CoC-CoC-CoCin' on Yarvin's door
CoC-CoC-CoCin' on Yarvin's door
CoC-CoC-CoCin' on Yarvin's door
"You just better start sniffin' your own network hack
'Cause it's just you against your "dongle torpedo", the bank and
the division forever, man.
And it wouldn't be luck if you could get out of life alive."
CoC-CoC-CoCin' on Yarvin's door
Well I won’t hack down
Thanks to @SecureThisNow & Rob Vest for idea
With apologies to Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
No I won’t hack down
You can stand me up with a Metasploit shell
But I won’t hack down
No I’ll scan my range
Maybe hack Exchange
And I’ll keep this scope from dragging me down
Gonna drink this round
And I won’t hack down
Hey baby, there ain’t no easy sploit out
Hey I, I’ll drink my round
And I won’t hack down
Well I know what byte
I got just one write
In a stack that keeps on pushin’ my pointer
but I’ll dring my round
And I won’t hack down
Hey baby, there ain’t no easy sploit out
Hey I, I’ll drink my round
And I won’t hack down
Hey baby, there ain’t no easy sploit out
Hey I, I’ll drink my round
And I won’t hack down
No I won’t hack down
We Wish You A Merry Social Engineering Engagement
By Snow @_sn0ww
(To the tune of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas")
Good pretexts we bring
To you and your users;
Good phishing for Christmas
Then reset their passwords.
Please open my attachments
Please open my attachments
Please open my attachments
And give me all the shells
Little Video Boy
Come, they told me
To video their con
Our newfound con to vid
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest talks we vid
Pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before YouTube
Pa rum pum pum pum
Ra pum pum pum
Ra pum pum pum
Ra pum pum pum
Ra pum pum pum pum pum
Yeah, I'm on the OBS
Yeah, I'm on the OBS
Yeah, I'm on the beat 'cause the speaker goes dumb
Pa rum pum pum pum
Ra pum pum pum
Ra pum pum pum
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